Aries: See The Hilltop Players’ production of “She Kills Monsters” next month. ESPECIALLY if you didn’t see “Little Women.”

Taurus: Midterms are hard. Take a nap.

Gemini: Expand your knowledge. Have you ever considered adding a minor?

Cancer: You should talk to Dr. Seeber about plants during Bio Club. It would be quite fruitful.

Leo: You shine like the sun, so be a little extra thankful it’s coming back out. Try hiking the campus trails!

Virgo: Make sure to check out the desserts in the caf. You’ll be pleasantly surprised this month.

Libra: Being the scales, you like balance. Try to give yourself some when it comes to relaxing and work this month.

Scorpio: Beware the sophomores in your hallway. No specific reason, just… beware.

Sagittarius: Maybe a fresh start could be helpful to you. Time to deep clean that dorm.

Capricorn: Be sure to connect with your artsy side this month. Taking a trip to the Fine Arts Building is a perfect place to start.

Aquarius: You certainly know how to make friends. Try to see how many people you can make happy this month.

Pisces: Amazing things are happening to you this month. Try to be mindful of your neighbors when you celebrate.

*These horoscopes are entirely satirical and should not be taken as legitimate advice. Like the title of this section says, this is just for fun.