Aries: I see many things falling off your walls. Grab some extra command strips.

Taurus: Take 5 minutes to decompress this month. Go try walking the campus trails.

Gemini: Because you are a talkative sign, consider writing for The Trumpet!

Cancer: Do you like Chilaca? There will be good fortune when you order.

Leo: The show IS about you. Own it this month.

Virgo: A thirst for knowledge is common amongst Virgos. Be sure to join History Club to learn a little extra infomation.

Libra: DO NOT TRY TO TURN IN YOUR ASSIGNMENT LATE! YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE.

Scorpio: Your intuition about your suitemate is right. However you feel, listen to it.

Sagittarius: Anticipate some sniffles with the changing seasons. Sorry!

Capricorn: Try to talk to some other Capricorns. They seem to get you the best. Go to campus events.

Aquarius: Maybe try going to a football game. No particular reason…

Pisces: If you feel a little overwhelmed this semester, try visiting the upstairs of the Union. Counseling services has
so many good resources to destress!