Aries: Love is in the air. Try the new Starbucks flavor!

Taurus: Take a little extra time for self love this Valentine’s season.

Gemini: Make Valentine cards and hand them out to random people for a little more community love this Valentine’s Day.

Cancer: Have you considered going to the Center for Arts and Education to make some fun heart-themed crafts?

Leo: Check your mailbox for love letters down in the mail room in the Union basement!

Virgo: Loosen up and have a little fun with the holiday. Use pink heart post-its for studying this time around instead of square ones.

Libra: Pamper yourself on the 14th! You’ll thank me later 😉

Scorpio: Has anyone played games with your heart? Maybe joining Game Club can change your opinions of them…

Sagittarius: Being the archer, you have experience with arrows of love. Try not to set anyone up on a date this year.

Capricorn: Don’t go buy yourself discounted chocolate on the 15th again…

Aquarius: Happy birthday!! Spend this mortal life wisely.

Pisces: Happy birthday to you too! You should be spending it eating cake and opening gifts, not being
snowed-in. 🙁

*These horoscopes are entirely satirical and should not be taken as legitimate advice. Like the title of this section says, this is just for fun.